It’s hard being single in this generation. Why? Because we always get asked by the same questions.
- Walang nanliligaw sayo?
- Plenty of fish in the sea!
I don’t know how to fish.
- Don’t you ever get lonely?
I have myself to keep me company.
- Set up na lang kita kay *insert name*
Thank you but no thank you.
- Darating din yan!
- Single ka? Eh ang ganda/gwapo mo ah!
I know, right?
- You’re just too picky.
There’s nothing wrong with that.
- Masyado ka kasing career oriented eh!
Mas kailangan ko ng pera kesa love life.
- Mag Tinder or Bumble ka na lang!
I would rather not.
- Pero may trip ka ba?
Secret na malupet.